What a coincidence that the Earth Day freaks share this day with their favorite Communist, Lenin. Mother Gaia, Father Lenin and our own Dear Leader, B. Hussein Obamarama must be a trifecta to the unwashed and unemployed earth freaks that terrorize and taunt people with good, common sense. I imagine that B. Hussein is jetting about the country today, spewing millions of units of carbon dioxide in Mother Gaia’s face in order to get to the next photo-op. These staged and choreographed photo-op’s will show the Coward-in-Chief posing with shovels while trying to convince the viewer that he actually knows what a shovel is.
Oh, and let’s not forget the First Man-beast. How many paparazzi will be stomping around the grounds of the White House to get a chance to see her “tending” to her so-called garden. Only the gullible and easily fooled actually believe that she gets her hands dirty.
So, on this Earth Day, I plan on celebrating by firing up that smoke-spewing lawnmower, the leaf blower, the weed eater and the charcoal grill. I think I’ll also do some laundry, vacuum the floors and aim my fart-happy dog’s ass in the direction of Washington, D.C. Maybe I’ll lift a butt cheek or two and join him in exploiting the earth. Sounds like a great plan to me.