The Objective StandardWhat a coincidence that the Earth Day freaks share this day with their favorite Communist, Lenin. Mother Gaia, Father Lenin and our own Dear Leader, B. Hussein Obamarama must be a trifecta to the unwashed and unemployed earth freaks that terrorize and taunt people with good, common sense. I imagine that B. Hussein is jetting about the country today, spewing millions of units of carbon dioxide in Mother Gaia’s face in order to get to the next photo-op. These staged and choreographed photo-op’s will show the Coward-in-Chief posing with shovels while trying to convince the viewer that he actually knows what a shovel is.
Oh, and let’s not forget the First Man-beast. How many paparazzi will be stomping around the grounds of the White House to get a chance to see her “tending” to her so-called garden. Only the gullible and easily fooled actually believe that she gets her hands dirty.
So, on this Earth Day, I plan on celebrating by firing up that smoke-spewing lawnmower, the leaf blower, the weed eater and the charcoal grill. I think I’ll also do some laundry, vacuum the floors and aim my fart-happy dog’s ass in the direction of Washington, D.C. Maybe I’ll lift a butt cheek or two and join him in exploiting the earth. Sounds like a great plan to me.

The latest from the stagnant cesspool disguised as a web site for fiber artists. I received news yesterday from my friends who are members there (why?), many of whom are designers, spinners and owners of yarn stores. These members conduct business with this crap hole in the way of advertising, however, it looks like they will be cancelling their ads after this latest episode of Christian bashing.
It seems that there is one member of that crap bucket with the initials “VS”, whom I will further refer to as “Vulture Spit” or “It”. VS is obviously a Code Pinko-type of atheist and It can only reach a sexual climax by castigating Christianity with blasphemous and offensive avatars. Here are the latest from It:
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No doubt about, ‘ol Vulture Spit really thinks It’s a regular comedian but only to the very young skulls full of oatmeal that follow It around like dogs in heat. Well, maybe they are. They aren’t known for having any talents that involve yarn, rather, they stick to It like blood-gorged ticks on a Coon Hound. Of course, they probably still live in mommy’s basement and mooch off of her instead of actually working so they have plenty of free time to reveal their immaturity and basement-level IQ’s.
These avatars were reported to whomever handles complaints over at yon Crap Bucket and the reply was not only cavalier, but dishonest at best. It seems that the overseers view these avatars as girls just having fun and nothing more. According to a section of their so-called “rules” which states:

You agree not to use the Service to:
1. upload, post, email, transmit or otherwise make available any Content that is unlawful, harmful, threatening, abusive, harassing, tortious, defamatory, vulgar, obscene, libelous, invasive of another’s privacy, hateful, or racially, ethnically or otherwise objectionable;

It’s obvious to anyone with a room temperature IQ that the above avatars fall under, “defamatory, hateful and otherwise objectionable“. Not to the overseers, they don’t. Here is a reply from an overseer to one of the complainants:

The avatar in use was offensive and tasteless but is not classified as hate speech. Sadly, some Ravelers choose to use avatars that are upsetting and offensive to others and we have provided a “hide avatar” feature for this reason.

Well, Ms. Overseer, that’s fine and dandy for members who are familiar with the “hide avatar” function but what about the new members who are fumbling around and happen upon such hateful images? They obviously would not know about the “option”, yet that is all that you offer. I have an idea: how about banning someone who you know for a fact is using the avatars to harass Catholics? Vulture Spit admitted what It was doing in a post, which you can readily see. No, Ms. Overseer would rather the hate and discontent of a few childish miscreants be kept stirred and stewing, regardless of how many innocent people are offended.

I’m curious as to how long some of these images would remain visible for all to see before the overseers came charging in with faux righteous indignation:
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You see, the problem here is very easy to understand. That stagnant cesspool is overrun with atheist wannabes and Neo-Nazi Obama worshipers. These self-indulgent simpletons don’t understand that the correlation between atheism (Darwinism) and Adolf Hitler is unmistakeably profound. A description of this correlation can be found in, “From Darwin to Hitler” by Richard Weikart:

From Darwin to Hitler elucidates the revolutionary impact Darwinism had on ethics and morality. Weikart demonstrates that many leading Darwinian biologists and social thinkers in Germany believed that Darwinism overturned traditional Judeo-Christian and Enlightenment ethics, especially the view that human life is sacred. Many of these thinkers supported moral relativism, yet simultaneously exalted evolutionary “fitness” (especially intelligence and health) as the highest arbiter of morality. Darwinism played a key role in the rise not only of eugenics, but also euthanasia, infanticide, abortion, and racial extermination. This thinking had its biggest impact on Germany, since Hitler built his view of ethics on Darwinian principles, not on nihilism as popularly believed.

I don’t expect the pinheads like It to comprehend or discern what it is that they are so desperately trying to believe in. To them, it just sounds so damn cool and it brings the long sought after attention to themselves that they crave and desire. Creating avatars that purposefully offend and hurt innocent members of a yarn-obsessed landfill is their pathetic way of shouting, “See? I am relevant! Look at me! I’m not afraid of religion!”. Oh, how very mistaken they are. They are very, very afraid of religion and that is the only reason that they act like spoiled five-year old’s instead of the “adults” that they’re supposed to be. It’s too bad that the fluffy, canine tea-baggers who are in charge of the landfill don’t apply their “rules” to everyone instead of singling out just Christians and conservatives.

Obama tells Turks that US is not at war with Islam:

Barack Obama, making his first visit to a Muslim nation as president, declared Monday the United States “is not and will never be at war with Islam.”

Yo, moron! What the hell are we doing in Iraq and Afghanistan? Are we not fighting the Islamotards that want to destroy us or are we teaching them how to bake cookies?

Calling for a greater partnership with the Islamic world in an address to the Turkish parliament, Obama called the country an important U.S. ally in many areas, including the fight against terrorism. He devoted much of his speech to urging a greater bond between Americans and Muslims, portraying terrorist groups such as al Qaida as extremists who did not represent the vast majority of Muslims.

“Let me say this as clearly as I can,” Obama said. “The United States is not and never will be at war with Islam. In fact, our partnership with the Muslim world is critical … in rolling back a fringe ideology that people of all faiths reject.”

Except for the Islamotards, you coward!

The U.S. president is trying to mend fences with a Muslim world that felt it had been blamed by America for the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks.

Bullshit! He’s signaling the surrender of the U.S. to his Muslim brothers. The first signal was bowing to a 3rd. century despot in Saudi Arabia.

For instance, at a news conference earlier with Prime Minister Abdullah Gul, he dealt gingerly with the issue of alleged genocide committed by Turks against Armenians during World War I, urging Turks and Armenians to continue a process “that works through the past in a way that is honest, open and constructive.”

Al Jazeera and Al Arabiyia, two of the biggest Arabic satellite channels, carried Obama’s speech live.

“America’s relationship with the Muslim world cannot and will not be based on opposition to al Qaida,” he said. “We seek broad engagement based upon mutual interests and mutual respect.”

“We will convey our deep appreciation for the Islamic faith, which has done so much over so many centuries to shape the world for the better, including my own country,” Obama said.

Was that last comment a Freudian slip? Was the TOTUS referring to Kenya? He certainly wasn’t referring to the United States because those of us who understand what Islam is all about, do not appreciate nor believe that Islam has done much of anything except to murder and butcher innocent people including Americans. It’s obvious that George Soros wrote this idiotic, cowardly and treasonous speech.

If you can stomach it, the rest is here: http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/E/EU_OBAMA?SITE=NYBUE&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

This groveling, bowing POS is not my president. What a disgusting display of cowardly treason. Don’t get me wrong……….I love my country, but I detest the government. I detest cowards and traitors regardless of what party they belong to.

Now that Ohussein has gifted Queen Elizabeth with a Chinese-made iPod (replete with photos of HIM), bowed, scraped and groveled at the feet of a 3rd century ruler, he’s now going to saunter over to the beaches of Normandy to spit on the memory of our veterans who gave their lives so that our Idiot-In-Chief can insult and defame them. He makes me puke.

A history lesson that even the vacuum-sealed skulls of the Leftists will understand and then whine about it. Conservatives, on the other hand, will appreciate the humor and the truth.

For those that don’t know about history, here is a condensed version:

Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter.

The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundations of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups:

1. Liberals, and
2. Conservatives.

Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can was invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That’s how villages were formed.

Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to B-B-Q at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement.

Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live off of the conservatives by showing up for the nightly B-B-Q’s and doing the sewing, fetching, and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal movement.

Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. The rest became known as girlie-men. Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs and the concept of Democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that conservatives provided.

Over the years conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass.

Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food is standard liberal fare. Another interesting evolutionary side note: most of their women have higher testosterone levels than their men. Most social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood and group therapists are liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn’t fair to make the pitcher also bat.

Conservatives drink domestic beer, mostly Bud. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, corporate executives, athletes, members of the military, airline pilots and generally anyone who works productively. Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living.

Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America . They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get more for nothing.

Here ends today’s lesson in world history.

It should be noted that a Liberal may have a momentary urge to angrily respond to the above before forwarding it.

A Conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the absolute truth of this history that it will be forwarded immediately to other true believers and to more liberals just to tick them off.

Thanks to my buddy, Tammy, for sharing this. :)

are we doing in Afghanistan? Up until now, I believed in and had faith in the mission. Now, I think that giant litter box should be transformed into a very large piece of glass. I’m having trouble understanding why we and other countries have sacrificed so much to help these 3rd. century miscreants who refuse to join the 21st century. I used to have respect for President Hamid Karzai. Not so anymore. Not after this bullshit:

President Hamid Karzai has signed a law the UN says legalises rape in marriage and prevents women from leaving the house without permission.

The law, which has not been publicly released, is believed to state women can only seek work, education or doctor’s appointments with their husband’s permission.

Only fathers and grandfathers are granted custody of children under the law, according to the United Nations Development Fund for Women.

Opponents of the legislation governing the personal lives of Afghanistan’s Shia minority have said it is “worse than during the Taliban”.

Mr Karzai has been accused of electioneering at the expense of women’s rights by signing the law to appeal to crucial Shia swing voters in this year’s presidential poll.

While the Afghan constitution guarantees equal rights for women, it also allows the Shia community, thought to represent 10 per cent of the population, the right to settle family law cases according to Shia law.

The Shiite Personal Status Law contains provisions on marriage, divorce, inheritance, rights of movement and bankruptcy.

The bill passed both houses of the Afghan parliament, but was so contentious that the United Nations and women’s rights campaigners have so far been unable to see a copy of the approved bill.

Shinkai Zahine Karokhail, a female MP, said the law had been rushed through with little debate.

No shit??!!!

She told the Guardian newspaper: “They wanted to pass it almost like a secret negotiation, “There were lots of things that we wanted to change, but they didn’t want to discuss it because Karzai wants to please the Shia before the election.”

Then he can please the goat-humping bastards himself, as far as I’m concerned. It’s really too bad that we’ve spent so much time, money and lives to protect this pinheaded desert dweller.

The Afghan justice ministry confirmed the law had been signed, but said it would not be published until technical difficulties had been overcome.

A spokesman for President Hamid Karzai would not comment.

Of course he wouldn’t comment. He’s nothing more than a well-dressed Neanderthal. BTW, where are the FemiNazi’s and all of the human rights organizations? They must be too busy trashing the United States for mythical atrocities to be bothered. Bitches.

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chickenKarma is a result of when someone makes bad decisions. Case in point:

A federal magistrate judge has given final approval to settlements in two religious discrimination lawsuits involving Gold’n Plump Poultry Inc.

Under a consent degree approved last week by Magistrate Judge Jeanne Graham, St. Cloud-based Gold’n Plump will add a paid break to the second half of each shift. That will accommodate Muslims who want to pray during the work day. The chicken processor will also pay $215,000 to 128 Somali-American Muslims who claimed religious discrimination, including discharge and discipline.

In a related case involving an employment agency, The Work Connection, another $150,000 will be paid to 28 people. They refused to sign forms stating they would not refuse to handle pork if they were referred to work at Gold’n plump facilities in Cold Spring, Minn., and Arcadia, Wis.

This is what happens when some do-gooder manager hires these terrorist miscreants instead of American citizens. Leave it to a bleeding-heart female judge to rule as she did.

doofus Isn’t this the same term used on President Bush by the barking moonbats? Well, what’s good for the goose is also good for the incompetent, inexperienced Commander Buffoon-in-Chief, right? Of course it is!

Peshawar, 1 April(AKI) - A suspected US drone on Wednesday fired two missiles against an alleged Taliban militant stronghold, killing at least 12 people and injuring several others in Pakistan’s Orakzai Agency, located in the country’s Federally Administered Tribal Areas.

The drone attack takes place a day after Pakistani Taliban leader Baitullah Mehsud claimed responsibility for Monday’s deadly attack on a police academy in the city of Lahore, saying it was in retaliation for US drone attacks.

The strike is also the first attack since US president Barack Obama unveiled a new strategy last week, to combat what he called an “increasingly perilous” situation in war-torn Afghanistan and in Pakistan.

The US - frustrated by a resurgent Taliban which is drawing support from northwest Pakistan - has launched more than 35 similar attacks since August 2008, mostly targeting Taliban and Al-Qaeda militants in Pakistan’s tribal regions.

The tribal areas on Pakistan’s border with Afghanistan are considered a sanctuary for insurgents but the airstrikes have angered Pakistanis and the government says they violate its sovereignty and undermine its military campaigns.

The US rarely confirms or denies drone attacks.

I’m still waiting to hear the outrage from the Code Pinko hags.

To the Leftist loons who believed Obummer when he said, “I will cut taxes for 95% of working Americans.”, I only have two words for you: SUCKER!!!!

petakills That’s right. PETA kills! The libtard, carrot-worshiping, zucchini-hugging vegans who tout to be the animal rights activists extraordinaire, have now been caught with their 100% recyclable thongs down around their hairy ankles.

WASHINGTON DC – Today the nonprofit Center for Consumer Freedom (CCF) published documents online showing that People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) killed 95 percent of the adoptable pets in its care during 2008. Despite years of public outrage over its euthanasia program, the animal rights group kills an average of 5.8 pets every day at its Norfolk, VA headquarters.

According to public records from the Virginia Department of Agriculture and Consumer Services, PETA killed 2,124 pets last year and placed only seven in adoptive homes. Since 1998, a total of 21,339 dogs and cats have died at the hands of PETA workers.

Despite having a $32 million budget, PETA does not operate an adoption shelter. PETA employees make no discernible effort to find homes for the thousands of pets they kill every year. Last year, the Center for Consumer Freedom petitioned Virginia’s State Veterinarian to reclassify PETA as a slaughterhouse.

CCF Research Director David Martosko said: “PETA hasn’t slowed down its hypocritical killing machine one bit, but it keeps browbeating the rest of society with a phony ‘animal rights’ message. What about the rights of the thousands of dogs, cats, puppies, and kittens that die in PETA’s headquarters building?”

Martosko added: “Since killing pets is A-OK with PETA, why should anyone listen to their demands about eating meat, using lab rats for medical research, or taking children to the circus?”

Indeed. The next time these killers show up at an elementary school near you, have a copy of the article with you and present it to the principal. Then call your local TV station. These butchers need all of the negative publicity that can be dealt out. Hypocrites.

Read the rest:The Center for Consumer Freedom. Also bookmark PETA Kills Animals and keep an eye on these Nazi butchers.